Insanity Is a Better Defense...
ΣΓΦ life

ΣΓΦ life

puppies wanna swing too

true friendship




…story of my life

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Your first mistake? Underestimating me. Your second? Standing too close.